Candice Swanepoel shows off her desirable curves in a delightful pastel green bikini while her long blonde hair flows freely in the wind. Her blue eyes are deeply penetrating and mysterious at the same time. All supermodels look so hot when they pout their lips out like she’s doing. She’s one of the highest paid and most in demand supermodels all over the world and you can see why. Yeah, sure, I’d date her mom too if she’s single. At least you know someone in their family has money. I’m such a brut..yeah, but you still gotta love me.
Alright, dudes and dudettes, it’s time to pass you over to the prim and proper Mrs. Jenny Bikini who is perfect in every way. Her wedding anniversary is coming up soon but I hope she doesn’t expect me to get her a present. I’m broke and live check to check. Anyways, I’m surprised it lasted this long because she’s demanding and sometimes too sweet but her husband is just like her “perky perky perky” so they’re a match made in heaven. So…I’m not sure what my buddies, Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead and I are going to do this weekend but I’m sure it’s going to involve the cops. (just kidding)…so…just remember to never bring home any strays..especially during this holiday season because you’ll never get rid of them. PEACE!!!