Hey dudes and dudettes, it’s your favorite Mr. Lance Man back from a hearty week with my buddies Vinnie Lasagne, Tony Fish and Pauly Meathead. I love my buds. They’re much more loyal than some of the ladies that I’ve come in contact with. Especially Joseline, remember her? Well it turns out that she has a boyfriend and he came looking for me. All had to do was say that. So for the past week, I’ve been ducking and dodging but not anymore. If he wants to take on my and my buds, then come on!
Alright, now that I’m all hyped up, let’s start the week out with some hot pictures of teen bride Courtney Stodden looking extra delicious in a black bikini. She’s separated from her hubby and has been seen around town with a bunch of available guys. It’s like she is experiencing life for the first time, so she says. Anyways, she’s playing some kind of racketball on the beach with one of her flunkie dudes and what’s wrong with me? I wanna play too.