Charlize Theron Bikini Pictures

Charlize Theron  Bikini Pictures Charlize Theron Bikini Pictures

Hey Hey Hey!!! Oh yes, it’s the most fantastic Mr. Lance Man back from an awesome weekend with my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead. What a ball we had! Things started out kind of boring but we ended up going to a hotel in Ft. Lauderdale, Florida and little did we know that the babes out there were smoking hot. We stumbled up some sort of Tiki Bar and I can hardly remember anything past that point. I do remember meeting a lovely older woman by the name of Joyce. She had a long mane of white hair which was lovely and of course she was like in her late 50’s which is just my style. Nothing became anything of it because she was just too stunning and I felt like a little dummie hanging around her and her distinguished friends. That’s why I love older women because they intimidate me with their confidence. Young girls are too insecure and that’s a turn off. So remember that ladies when looking for a man. Show him that you love yourself no matter what and he will follow you around like a puppy! Hmm…I’m going to hang on to Joyce’s phone# though.

Ok, dudes and dudettes it’s time to start off this week with a super hot MILF who recently hooked up with a Hollywood “bad boy” or “old boy” It’s Charlize Theron who looks stunning in a black one-piece swimsuit out and about on a sports water boat. She adopted a kid and takes him everywhere. It’s a package deal with her and that’s cool. So Mr. Sean Penn will have to take her and him and so far he’s baby proofing his home and plans are that Charlize is going to move in. Now that’s a big move and I’m keeping my eyes and ears wide open for this Hollywood disaster in the making. Once the egos come out, it’s a wrap. But let’s just see how long before all that happens. Right now they are in the true lovey dovey stage…isn’t that cute. Wow, she really knows how to handle that boat ride, huh!

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