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Managing Editor
Jenny Bikini
Bikini-babe-at-large
Lance Butts
Celebrity Whore
Brian
Just Brian.
Miranda Kerr Bikini Pictures
March 10th, 2010 by Jenny Bikini
Here’s another awesome bikini photo of Victoria Secret Angel – Miranda Kerr.
Her body is just flawless and I can’t even fantasize about my body coming close to what hers looks like. It’s almost like it’s not real.
She has the perfect job being a Victoria Secret Angel because you have to have an “angelic” body and she does. I’m speechless.
Maria Belen Rodriguez Cozzani Bikini Pictures
March 9th, 2010 by Jenny Bikini
Super smoking hot Italian-Argentine actress Maria Belen Rodriguez Cozzani was out in her black bikini soaking up the rays in Miami’s South Beach on March 7.
In case you’re wondering who she is, she’s quite the star in Italy. She’s a model, showgirl, and television personality. You can also catch her working in Miami and Mexico. But of course, her work hasn’t gotten our attention. It’s her break-ups and newly found romances! I mean c’mon.. we like hot celebs and scandals, right?
She’s the complete package, all over hot.. sexy toned body, nice rack, a nice butt, and she’s Italian. Can’t beat that!
I have to say, that little butterfly tattoo on her hip.. was probably an impulsive decision. What a tacky tattoo.. reminds me of a tramp stamp I saw on girls back when I was in high school, or maybe a cheap stripper. Ewwww.
Photo Credit: SplashNewsOnline
Trista Sutter Bikini Pictures
March 9th, 2010 by Jenny Bikini
Hey everybody, it’s Jenny Bikini and I’m glad to be back. I thought I’d start off with a few pictures of cute reality tv star Trista Sutter. Remember she was the Bachlorette.
It’s so amazing how she was just a regular person a while ago and now she’s famously known all over the world and she didn’t have to work years and years like other celebrities did to get known.
I love how she looks in the white bikini. She’s got rock hard abs and really nice skin tone. I wonder if she works out because she just looks naturally toned. Who am I kidding, she probably has about three trainers.
Photo Credit: Flynet
Kelly Bensimon Bikini Pictures
March 8th, 2010 by Lance Butts
Here’s one of The Real Housewifes of New York City, Kelly Bensimon. She’s also listed on wiki as an author, jewelry designer and former editor of Elle Accessories.
With all that money, why can’t she buy herself some nice enhancements? She’s a little small up top and below for my taste but her pockets are fat which I can work with.
Ok, you guys, the Lance Man is out until Friday. I know you’ll miss me. Have a great week and here’s Jenny Bikini who I still owe $20 bucks but since she’s so nice, she’s gonna let me slide until next pay day, right Jenny?
Photo Credit: Flynet
Sophie Monk and Friends Bikini Pictures
March 5th, 2010 by Lance Butts
There’s nothing more hot than a bunch of babes on the beach. Here’s English-Australian pop singer, actress and model – Sophie Monk (the one in the yellow bikini) and her bffs hanging out at the beach.
For once Ms. Monk doesn’t look like a big bowl of botox. Her face actually looks natural.
Maybe it’s me, but doesn’t one of those other girls look like one of TW’s mistresses? What am I talking about, they all do.
Nikki Ziering Bikini Pictures
March 4th, 2010 by Lance Butts
Bam! Enough said. The Lance man is back!
She’s a model/actress, but who really cares about that.
Man oh man! Miranda Kerr who?
Miranda Kerr Bikini Pictures
March 3rd, 2010 by Jenny Bikini
Eat your heart out Lance Butts! Who’s the woman now?
Just keep staring at these pictures of sexy Victoria Secret Angel – Miranda Kerr. I know she’s your favorite, Lance, which is why I posted an updated picture of her in a hot bikini. Beat you to the punch.
I wanted to go out this week with a bang and I did. Toodles.
Lorraine Nicholson Bikini Pictures
March 2nd, 2010 by Jenny Bikini
Hey everybody, I thought I’d give another run to pretty actress Lorraine Nicholson. It’s just so weird how much she looks like her dad, actor Jack Nicholson.
We never see her in interviews on tv or anything and I would really like to know what her personality is like. I would only guess since her dad is famous, that she’s a rich kid and hangs out with all the other celebrity offsprings.
I sometimes wish I was a celebrity offspring. I’d be so naughty.
Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews
Sarah Harding Bikini Pictures
March 1st, 2010 by Jenny Bikini
Here’s English singer, songwriter, model and actress Sarah Harding cooling off at the beach. She’s so thin that I would kill for those hips. I wonder what her daily eating routine is. It’s probably not the danish I had for breakfeast.
Anyways, she’s a return to Celebrity Bikini Gossip just because she looks super hot in whatever she’s wearing. Lance Butts says she’s flat as a board but that’s not what’s important. It’s what’s inside.
Whatever.
Photo Credit: SplashNewsOnline
Laura Vandervoort Bikini Pictures
February 26th, 2010 by Lance Butts
Well TGIF and the Lance Man thought he’d leave you this week with a bang! I know you’ll miss me.
Here’s some rocking pics of 25 year old sexy Canadian actress Laura Vandervoort. She’s hot hot hot!
If you don’t know her by name then you may know her by her work on tv. She is best known for her roles as Supergirl in the television series Smallville and Sadie Harrison in the television series Instant Star. She is currently starring as Lisa on the ABC series V.
I’m in awe of her body and even though she’s not enhanced up top, we can work with that. I don’t mind letting her borrow a few bucks to get updated.
Ok, I’m out! See you next week and keep it tight.
Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews
Claudia Molina Bikini Pictures
February 25th, 2010 by Lance Butts
“Oh yeah Papi” is all I want to hear from spanish actress and model Claudia Molina. You know the Lance Man knows how to bring you the hottest swimsuit babes.
I could care less about what she does because her body is rocking. I don’t care if she can’t speak any English because talking isn’t what we’d be doing if we hooked up.
I must say she’s probably one of the best looking babes in a swimsuit that I’ve seen in a long time. She’s almost up there with the Victoria Secrets Angels. She’s a little short to be a model but I’m not really looking at her legs.
Photo Credit: SplashNewsOnline
Myleene Klass Bikini Pictures
February 24th, 2010 by Lance Butts
Oh yeah, the Lance Man is back! It’s great to be back and I know you missed me.
Well I thought I’d start us off with a couple of photos of English/Austrian/Filipina singer and actress Myleene Klass. She’s not like a household name but I just think her body is hot! Of course, you know I think it wouldn’t hurt for a nice enhancement up top but at least she looks natural.
She was in cast of the ITV show Pop Stars and made it into the singing group Hear’Say. It was a short-lived celebrity run and I guess now she’s just slumming for any gig she can get.
I’m really feeling her cute bikini but if I wasn’t sure she was a chick, I’d think she was adjusting something else down there. Hmmmmm
Photo Credit: SplashNewsOnline
Bar Rafaeli Bikini Pictures
February 23rd, 2010 by Jenny Bikini
Check out these pictures of Bar Rafaeli. She’s a hot Sports Illustrated swimsuit model and an occasional actress. She had a brief stint as a host on MTV’s House of Style.
The only thing I know her as is sexy actor Leonardo DiCaprio’s girlfriend. She’s 24 and he’s much older so I guess he’s looking to keep his youth.
She’s a very high profile celebrity which is why you can tell these pictures were probably taken from far away. I think she’s rather plain looking but nobody is really looking at her face.
Photo Credit: SplashNewOnline
Selma Blair Bikini Pictures
February 22nd, 2010 by Jenny Bikini
Well if it isn’t well known actress Selma Blair. She doesn’t look very happy in her pictures. I don’t know why because she looks really cute in her pink bikini. I love it that she keeps it real in the upper region of her body, althougth I didn’t know she was so petite up there. But that’s ok.
Lance Butts saw the picture and said he’d pay for her to get implants. He’s so crazy sometimes.
I really enjoy her in whatever she’s acting in. I loved her in the movies Cruel Intentions and Hellboy. I got a chance to catch only one episode of her recent tv show Kath and Kim. It was funny but I guess it just didn’t catch on.
I hope to see much more of Ms. Blair because she’s a really great actress. Like Academy Award good in my opinion.
Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews
Anna Faris Bikini Pictures
February 19th, 2010 by Jenny Bikini
American actress Anna Faris, age 33, looks great in her bikini. One thing I like about her is that she can do almost any kind of acting work and blend in very well.
She was in The Hot Chick (2002), Lost in Translation (2003), and My Super Ex-Girlfriend (2006). In 2008, she had a starring role in The House Bunny, for which she earned an MTV Movie Awards nomination. I’ve seen all those movies and I can’t really remember her in it and that’s what I like.
I don’t think she keeps it real in the upper region. If you look closely on the side, no woman’s chest stands up like that. Some of them like to get small implants just so it doesn’t look so obvious and I think that’s what she did. Oh well, that’s her business and I still like her.
Photo Credit: Flynet