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The Staff
Shaniqua Williams
Managing Editor
Jenny Bikini
Bikini-babe-at-large
Lance Butts
Celebrity Whore
Brian
Just Brian.
AnnaSophia Rob and Lorraine Nicholson Bikini Pictures
February 8th, 2010 by Lance Butts
The butts is back and I am the man! Jenny Bikini has nothing on me. I have the best of both worlds. Two hot blondes together.
Here’s sweet American actresses, AnnaSophia Rob and Lorraine Nicholson. I guess they’re Bff’s and that’s ok by me. Both of them are smoking in their tiny bikinis and they look awesome. I’d give anything just to be a fly buzzing around them during this photo op.
I wonder what kinds of things they do when they hang out together? Hmmmmmmm. Hey, I’m a guy, can you blame me?
Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews
Katrina Campins Bikini Pictures
February 5th, 2010 by Jenny Bikini
Well look who we have here, it’s pretty Katrina Campins. In case you don’t remember her, she is the real estate agent who was on the reality tv show “The Apprentice”. I didn’t see her on the show but I heard she played hard ball.
She’s looking really nice in her beige bikini top with a cute leather mini-skirt. Looks like she really knows how to put an outfit together.
It’s amazing how you can be a regular joe nobody and then in just a few short months, the entire world knows you. I’m glad I’m not a real famous celebrity because I like walking down the street not being noticed all of the time. You don’t have to live up to anyone’s standards. Believe it or not, we’re the lucky ones. Just poorer.
Photo Credit: SplashNewsOnline
Lorraine Nicholson Bikini Pictures
February 4th, 2010 by Jenny Bikini
Oh my gosh, look how much Lorraine Nicholson looks like her famous dad Jack Nicholson. The resemblance is so eerie. There is no mistaking that’s his daughter. She’s very cute and has that same look in her eyes like her dad.
She’s 19 years old and lists herself as an actress. She’s worked in some films that I’ve never seen before but who knows, at 19, she still has so much more time to go. I really hope to see more of her in the film and/or tv industry.
Her bikini looks so cute. It’s really bright and colorful and offsets her pretty blonde hair. I’m just so floored at how much she looks like Jack. Way to go!
Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews
Cindy Crawford Bikini Pictures
February 3rd, 2010 by Jenny Bikini
Still ahead of the modeling game is Cindy Crawford. At 43 years old, she looks better than most of those 25 year old models out there today. She looks awesome in her black bikini. Her skin is fabulous and she makes 43 look like the new 28.
I really like Cindy Crawford because of her sense of style and professionalism. She shows what it’s really like to be a super model with lasting power. So many models have come and gone by the time they’re even 35, but Cindy is one of the best.
Keep up the great work Cindy!
Photo Credit: Fame
Sarah Harding Bikini Pictures
February 2nd, 2010 by Lance Butts
Hey you guys, check out English singer, songwriter, model and actress best known for being a member of the pop group Girls Aloud - “Sarah Harding”.
She looks rather hot in that black bikini. At 28 years old, she’s holding herself together rather well. Not saying that 28 is old, but some of the other 28 year olds in Hollywood look like they’re going on 50. She looks good. But, hey, she’s no Victoria Secret Angel. I’m just saying….
We don’t get to see much of her on American tv because I do like the English girls. I remember having the worst crush on all of the Spice Girls. Especially Baby Spice.
Photo Credit: SplashNewsOnline
Miranda Kerr Bikini Pictures
February 1st, 2010 by Lance Butts
My obsession with the Victoria Secret Angels has hit a new level. Now in my dreams, I see them flying all around wearing sexy lingerie.
It prompted me to post this picture of Victoria Secret Angel - Miranda Kerr. She’s a super fine babe.
What I really liked about this picture is that I want to know how I can get the job of the lady who has her hand on her butt. A butt fluffer is what I want to do for the rest of my life. I think that’s the best job in the world. I’d even work for free.
Photo Credit: SplashNewsOnline
Doutzen Kroes Bikini Pictures
January 29th, 2010 by Lance Butts
The Butts is back!
Ok, yes, I’m hooked on Victoria Secrets Angels. I can’t get enough of them. I dream about them all day long and have magazines with their pictures sprawled all over my apartment. I pay good money to get invited to their shows.
This time we have Dutch model and sexy Victoria Secret Angel Doutzen Kroes. Even her name sounds sexy. I like her natural looks and cute face. She’s not the prettiest VS Angel but that doesn’t really matter to me. Just watching her walk the runway with her wings spread makes my day.
Photo Credit: SplashNewsOnline
Holly Valance Bikini Pictures
January 28th, 2010 by Jenny Bikini
Holly Rachel Vukadinovic is better known by her stage name Holly Valance. She’s an Australian actress, model and singer.
I think the bikini that she has on is very interesting and really sexy. It kind of looks like it’s just black straps criss crossed against her body parts, but if you look closely, you can see the nude fabric underneath. Nice high heels too. Eat your heart out Lance Butts.
Holly tried to be a pop star and came out with a song called “Kiss Kiss” but I guess it never took off. She should probably stick to modeling and acting.
Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Pictures
January 27th, 2010 by Jenny Bikini
I’m just racking in the dough here. Lance paid me this time $20 to post this picture of Victoria Secret Angel and brazilian model - Alessandra Ambrosio. Hey I can use the extra cash.
She’s wearing a really cute bikini but I can see her bones through her chest. I guess eating “air” is on the menu for these models. Her arm is about the same size as the pole she’s holding.
I don’t know what Lance see’s in this picture because I thought he liked the endowed type and from the looks of things, she’s hardly that. I do like the natural look though.
He’s just obsessed with the Victoria Secret Angels period.
Photo Credit: Fame
Miranda Kerr Bikini Pictures
January 26th, 2010 by Jenny Bikini
Ok, Lance Butts paid me $10 to put up this picture of cute Miranda Kerr. He wants me to say that he worships the ground that this woman walks on.
Who is she? She’s one of the Victoria Secret Angels. I must say, she looks really nice in her pink bikini.
To tell the truth, I’m not into who they are but Lance can recite them all by their name, rank and serial number.
Photo Credit: Fame