Happy Valentine’s Day to all the lovers out there. I hope that you get what you want today and for the entire weekend if you get my drift.
LeAnn Rimes gives a serious look while vacationing in Hawaii in one picture but then shows off her pretty side splashing around in the ocean. Her slender figure is outstanding in a white two-piece bandeau bikini. She keeps it that way for her hubby Eddie Cibrian (we don’t care about pictures of him). LeAnn looks more confident about herself and more at ease. She’s been out singing and she says that it makes her feel whole again. That’s great!!
Alright dudes and dudettes, it’s time to pass you over to Mrs. Jenny Bikini (see I didn’t forget the Mrs.)…she is always saying around the office that she’s Mrs., she’s Mrs., she’s Mrs., oh boy!! Anyways…this weekend my buddies, Vinnie Lasagne, Pauly Meathead and Tony Fish and I are going fishing and I can’t wait. It’s relaxing and I love just hanging out with some beers catching some fish and frying them up. So make sure you do something fun too and until next time remember to NEVER bring home any strays and PEACE!
Wearing nothing but a sexy monochrome leopard-print bikini, she sauntered along the sand showing off her already sun-kissed complexion. Kelly left her normally styled sleek brunette locks natural and unkempt, while fixing a pair of red sunglasses to the top of her head. Headlines state that she’s been dating personal trainer David McIntosh for a month and bought him along (we don’t care about pictures of him). Kelly is looking really scrumptious!
That’s one way to get The Bachelor’s attention but she already was cut. The 27-year-old flaunted her fantastic figure in a sexy pink bikini on the sands of Santa Monica, California. Trying to be number Juan: Elise Mosca showed why she won a rose from Juan Pablo Galavis on the first episode of The Bachelor but her charisma didn’t last as she was given the axe and sent home. Too bad Elise but I’m sure there are tons of other guys who would love to hook up with you. He’s a fool.
Just magical! Emma Watson confirms her romance with Oxford University student Matt Janney as they put on a tactile display on a Caribbean beach. No pictures of him though, just Emma as she showed off her toned figure in a black halterneck bikini, which perfectly complemented her alabaster skin. The Harry Potter co-star looked fabulous in a black bikini which really showcased her slender figure. That’s the Hollywood look.
Hey dudes and dudettes, it’s your favorite Mr. Lance Man back from a hearty week with my buddies Vinnie Lasagne, Tony Fish and Pauly Meathead. I love my buds. They’re much more loyal than some of the ladies that I’ve come in contact with. Especially Joseline, remember her? Well it turns out that she has a boyfriend and he came looking for me. All had to do was say that. So for the past week, I’ve been ducking and dodging but not anymore. If he wants to take on my and my buds, then come on!
Alright, now that I’m all hyped up, let’s start the week out with some hot pictures of teen bride Courtney Stodden looking extra delicious in a black bikini. She’s separated from her hubby and has been seen around town with a bunch of available guys. It’s like she is experiencing life for the first time, so she says. Anyways, she’s playing some kind of racketball on the beach with one of her flunkie dudes and what’s wrong with me? I wanna play too.
Back by popular demand are more photos of Ferne McCann, this time in a sultry red bikini. Splashing around in the water, Ferne slicked her long brunette locks back for a wet-look while striking a couple of sultry poses. She recently admitted that she needed to get out of the UK, and chose to jet off to Tenerife with her friend Kayleigh Hawkins. Ferne split with boyfriend Charlie Sims when he was caught cheating last year, and took another break over Christmas when Sam Faiers’ BFF admitted to having ‘trust issues’. And, in recent weeks, Ferne hinted at a third break-up. I hope things work out for her.
Okie dokie my lovely Celebrity Bikini Gossip lovelies. Time just breezes by so quickly when we are having fun. Now it’s time to gently hand you over to Mr. Lance Butts and his crazy motley crew of misfits who don’t really work but always seem to travel to some exotic place. Must be nice to still live with your parents at 35 yrs old. lol Anyways….I plan on spending my next week with my hubby and looking forward to Valentine’s Day. I hope that you have a great one too and see you soon!! Always remember that Jenny Bikini LOVES YOU!!! Toodles!! Smooches!!
Another day in paradise! Victoria Silvstedt exposes as much of her fantastic curves to the sun as possible at end of St Barts break. After spending the week frolicking in the waters of the Caribbean island of St Barts, Victoria Silvstedt enjoyed her last day of vacation on Friday. Of course with just a matter of hours of tropical sunshine left, the statuesque blonde made sure not to waste it, throwing on a skimpy bikini and hitting the beach. Even though the paradise vacation spot provides amazing scenery, the 39-year-old – as always – made sure all eyes were on her and her more than ample curves in a black bandeau bikini.
It’s been more than six years since Molly Sims graced the pages of Sports Illustrated, but the model and actress proved she still has what it takes to sizzle in a bikini. The 40-year-old revealed a sculpted, tanned physique as she basked at the beach in Miami. The Las Vegas star accessorized with bracelets and some long gold necklaces, as well as a pair of sunglasses with clear rims. She wore her blonde streaked hair loose, allowing it to flow freely in the breeze. Always looking great.
Victoria Silvstedt shows off her svelte figure in a bikini as she soaks up the sun on St Barts beach. With her slinky white bikini and tumbling blonde hair, Victoria Silvstedt certainly made a splash while on holiday in St Barts on Tuesday. The 39-year-old model showed off her enviably svelte figure as she enjoyed the sunshine on the Caribbean beach. Victoria sported aviator sunglasses and pink lipstick for her afternoon of relaxation.
Hello my most darling and precious Celebrity Bikini Gossip babies!!! You are my life!! I just wanted to let you all know that I adore each and every one of you. Next Friday is Valentine’s Day but I won’t be online to post with you so I just wanted to tell you a Happy Valentine’s Day extra early. I hope that you all have a special someone in your life to treat you extra dear. It doesn’t have to be a boyfriend or girlfriend. It can be just a someone who you like spending time with. I’m spending time with my hubby Gerald and after seeing Sean and Catherine’s wedding last night, I’m even more in love with him. That’s how we act with each other. I hope it lasts forever!!
Now, let’s start off with a newbie to Celebrity Bikini Gossip and her name is Ferne McCann. Joey Essex this year won millions of new fans when he appeared on I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here! Now, it appears fellow TOWIE star, Ferne McCann may be following in his footsteps, not by appearing in a reality show, but looking sensational in her new black bikini snaps. The 23-year-old hairdresser was spotted at the poolside of the hotel Villa Cortes, in Tenerife, enjoying some fun in the sun.
Lady Victoria Hervey can do no wrong in this mixed and matched green bikini top and cream bikini bottom beachside. Her figure is flawless. She knows just how to accessorize with a beautiful necklace and lovely bracelets draping over her slender figure. Her body would beat the average 25 year old body at her age of 37 yrs old. She’s the perfect cougar for me and I wish she would call me.
Alright, dudes and dudettes, it’s time to rush you over to Mrs. Jenny Bikini because she gets so anxious about reporting and communicating with our readers. She really adores you all. As for me, I’m a free spirit. I like you all because I’m a dude and I’m not gonna say that I love you all because some of you are dudes. Ha!! Anyways, not sure what my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead and I are going to do this weekend. Maybe I will call up Joseline and see if she wants to come up and visit from Mexico. If that happens then she will need to bring along 3 of her friends to keep my buddies busy or they will keep bothering me while I’m trying to get my groove on. Don’t worry, I will keep you posted. So until next time. PEACE!
Showcasing her slim model figure in a blue bikini, the model of the moment put the stresses of the past year behind her as she enjoyed a day of fun in the sun with her nearest and dearest. Her figure is outstanding and although she’s not over 40, she’s still cute and I might date her at the age of 21. She’s probably making a lot of money so that’s a big incentive for me. Keep up the great work and I’ll think about it.
She may be in Miami ostensibly to attend the Art Basel show, but socialite-turned-actor Lady Victoria Hervey is also using her time in the sunny American city to top up her tan and parade her slew of itsy bitsy teeny weeny bikinis. Wearing a skimpy grey bikini over the weekend she teamed the look with some costume jewellery and, of course, a pair of ubiquitous designer sunglasses. Her figure, at the age of 37, would be the envy of someone half her age, though having a killer tan to make it glow even more doesn’t hurt either.
Don’t worry, be happy! Cara Delevingne reveals mystery inking on her chest as she makes a splash during festive break in Barbados. She recently offered fans an alternative guide to Christmas, but with the festive fun over Cara Delevingne got down to the serious business of celebrating Christmas – far, far away from British shores. Indeed, the willowy model was spotted wading into the surf during a year-end break at the luxurious Heron Bay resort in sunny Barbados – the native home of close pal Rihanna. But while the Bajan songstress celebrated Christmas with her family on the other side of the island, Cara was making a splash in the ocean a mere stone’s throw from her holiday retreat – and revealed was appeared to be a distinctive tattooed quote on her chest while she wore a tie-dyed blue bandeau bikini beachside. Very interesting.
Hey Hey Hey!!! Oh yes, you know it’s me the deliciously yummy Mr. Lance Man back from a groovy weekend with my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead. We’re best buddies for life. We hung out in Cancun, Mexico during these past few weeks that it was freezing cold in the states and we didn’t miss it here for anything. We managed to meet up with some very hot Mexican cougars who showed us all a very good time. I even gave out my phone number to a pretty lady named Joseline. Let’s see how this one works out. She’s 52 and perfect. I dream of Joseline day and night. lol
Alright, let’s get started with another one of my favorite cougars and that is Lady Victoria Hervey. Although most people like to wear as little as possible while on the beach, Lady Victoria Hervey has proved that she’s not one for convention. The 37 year-old socialite has been enjoying time at the beach in Barbados and this time she looks so striking in a blue bikini, swapping the snow for the sand. Her latest attempt at beachwear has surprised onlookers – even by her standards. Hot!