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Nicole Bahls Bikini Pictures

Monday, January 18th, 2010
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Bam! Who’s the man now Jenny Bikini? I’ve got my own Nicole Bahls Bikini Pictures. So there!

She’s the sexiest Brazilian model to hit the scene. Not only is she beautiful but I hear that she has a nice personality. Not that I really care about her personality because with a body like hers she can dog me out all she wants.

The bikini she has on in these photos makes me speechless. Literally…….

The only thing that sucks is we don’t get to see her do any American tv. If she did, then that would give me a reason to upgrade to get a dvd player so I could record whatever show she is on. She needs her own reality tv show. I’m smitten.

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Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures

Friday, January 15th, 2010
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One of the hottest babes to hit Hollywood is Audrina Patridge. She’s 24 years old and you might know her from the MTV show “The Hills”. She also starred in the horror movie “Sorority Row” as “Megan”, the girl they all killed. She was beautiful in that role. I saw the movie like 5 times. With all those hot chicks in the movie, could you blame me?

Ok, right off the bat I’m going to say she is super hot. Her body is definitely above average. My radar sort of tells me she’s had some work done in the upper body region but it’s subtle. Hey, what cute Hollywood startlet hasn’t these days.

Wiki states she is going to have her own tv reality show called “The Audrina Patridge” show this year. It should be very interesting. I think she should stick to movies too. Especially with that hot body.

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Penelope Cruz Bikini Pictures

Thursday, January 14th, 2010
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Hey guys, I’m back! It’s Lance Butts and I get the gracious opportunity to present these cute pictures of Penelope Cruz sitting down in a pool wearing a colorful bikini.

Everybody in the world knows Ms. Cruz. At 35 years old, she looks great. I wonder if she’s one of those celebrities in Hollywood who sold their soul to the devil to keep youthful looking. She looks in her 20′s to me. Hmmmm.

Hey remember when she dated Tom Cruise and their last names were Cruise and Cruz. I thought that was pretty freaky.

Before I close, I want to make a comment to Jenny Bikini. “Look Jenny, just because you have a bank account and don’t live check to check doesn’t mean you can go around taking advantage of people. I have a surprise for you on Monday anyways. Haha”

Photo Credit: Splash News Online

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Elisha Cuthbert Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, January 13th, 2010
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Hey you guys, it’s Elisha Cuthbert hanging out at the beach. If you’re not that familiar with her name, then you might know her character “Kim Bauer” on the tv series “24″.

She’s a 27 year old canadian actress who also had a major role in the movie “House of Wax”. I saw that movie and it was really good.

Now let’s talk about her bikini. What is that? It looks like something my granny crocheted. I’m sorry Elisha but that is not what you call sexy. It looks like it’s made of wool and you know how scratchy wool gets when it’s wet. Yuck!

Elisha sweetheart call up Paris Hilton who also starred with you in the movie “House of Wax” and borrow one of her bikinis. :)

Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews

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Nicole Bahls Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, January 12th, 2010
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Who is Nicole Bahls? She is a brazilian model. She has an official website that plays some sexy music and explains everything about her in the Portugese language.

She’s really cute and looks great in a bikini. I won’t go into her enhancement because with a body like that, I’m sure she gets lots of modeling work.

Lance Butts begged me to write this article but I told him it would cost him $30 bucks. I guess he doesn’t get paid until next week. However, I did feel sorry for him, so I posted the photo on the right just for him.

Photo Credit: Flynet

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Ashley Greene Body Paint Bikini Pictures

Monday, January 11th, 2010
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Oh look, it’s Twighlight movie star Ashley Greene posing in a painted on bikini. I really like it. The way the scales are painted on, she kind of looks like one of the fish in the sea, no pun intended.

I like her so much. She is an up and coming movie star that’s not afraid to take risks. She reminds of one of the older movie stars from the 40′s and 50′s. I can’t wait to see her in the third installment of the Twighlight movie saga.

She looks great in the body painted bikini and now watch a bunch of “celebrities” will go and have one done also. Cudos Ashley.

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Rihanna Bikini Pictures

Friday, January 8th, 2010
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Hey here’s pop and r&b singer Rihanna drinking a refreshing beverage on some yacht. The swimsuit she has on is kind of VERY SEXY but what is up with that hair? It looks like something out of Carrot Top’s little box.

Anyways, Rihanna has become a world wide superstar since releasing her first album in 2005. Her face is everywhere which means the tabloids love her too. I hope she doesn’t become a casualty of success.

At 21 years of age, so many celebrities reach a point where they can’t go any higher so they go down. I think as long as she stays hot and sexy and wears swimsuits like this all the time, she’ll be just fine. Hey what do you expect, I’m a dude.

Photo Credit: Flynet

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Adrianne Curry Bikini Pictures

Thursday, January 7th, 2010
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Here’s the story of a lovely lady who was married to one of the Brady Bunch….. (sing to the Brady Bunch Song)

Yes, folks it’s Adrianne Curry. She’s the first winner of the tv reality show “America’s Next Top Model”. But even better is that she’s married to Christopher Knight who played Peter Brady on the tv show “The Brady Bunch”. Way to go Pete! She’s only 27 and he’s 52. Wow!

Adrianne looks good in her skimpy black string bikini. I see she’s had some enhancements but they’re not bawdy or distasteful. I guess if you’re the wife of Peter Brady, you can get the best breasts life has to offer.

Hey, where’s Alice?

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Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, January 6th, 2010
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I bet you think I’m going to saliva all over these pictures of former Playboy Playmate Victoria Silvstedt. Not!

At 35 years old, I must say Ms. Silvstedt does look a little aged. As you all probably know by now, I am an admirer of women who are well endowed but am not a fan of those with rocks in their chests. Nor do I fantasize about those with salamander looking lips.

I do admire the fact she speaks fluent Swedish, French, English, and Italian.

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Katrina Darrell Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, January 5th, 2010
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Hey you guys, it’s Katrina Darrell. Who’s Katrina Darrell you say. You probably know her better as “Bikini Girl” from American Idol 2009 where she was eliminated but returned in the finale for a vocal show down with judge Kara DioGuardi.

Bikini Girl is 22 years old and a mixture of Italian, French, American Indian, and Spanish.

Poor thing, she has the looks but not enough singing talent to land her a spot on the show. It’s funny how she remains in the spotlight even though she never made it on the show. I wonder why?????

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