The Lance Man is jealous. I want a Bar Refaeli for my very own. Leonardo DiCaprio doesn’t deserve a fine specimen of woman such as she.
I mean he’s rich and can have any woman that he wants, leave this one to me. She’s super hot and can rock a bikini like no other. I think I’m in love.
I wonder if she really loves him for him or just wants the title of being his girlfriend. Hmmmmmm.
Ok, peeps, the Lance Man has to dip but I’ll be back soon so just chill. When I do return I will have a nice surprise for all my loyal fans! I love the mail, keep it coming! Peace!
Oh Jenny Bikini, I paid back that $20 I owed you when I introduced you to my boy Joey that you desperatedly wanted to meet. Get a life girl.