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Maria Menounos Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, May 10th, 2011
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Back again by my request is the beautiful Maria Menounos. As I reported in her previous gallery, I used to have the biggest crush on her and still do. She’s always been one of my favorite MTV veejays. In these pictures, she’s flashing that beautiful smile that gives me chills all over.

I think Maria would be an awesome actress to star in some sort of horror movie or maybe even a love story. Her stunning good looks and natural grace is sure to sell tickets. You’re still by biggest crush Maria!!

Oh, good folks, it’s time for the Lance Man to head out and pass the buck over to the cute and cuddly Jenny Bikini. I plan on spending some more time this week with Gail and will give you guys an update when I get back next week. Barbie and Bambi are still calling me but I’ve moved on. I’ll send a baby shower gift only because Tony Fish is my friend. In the meantime, don’t do anything I would do! PEACE!!

Photo Credit: Fame

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Heidi Montag Bikini Pictures

Monday, May 9th, 2011
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Happy Monday!! Yes it’s the Lance Man back from a WONDERFUL weekend! I’ll fill you in with all of the hot and steamy details below!

Right now, I want to look back at these awesome pictures of Heidi Montag’s (pre-plastic surgery) bikini days. I thought she looked perfectly fine. Heidi doesn’t look like this now. She’s filled out and pumped up to the max right now. I didn’t think she needed to do anything to her body but it seems she had a negative self image of herself and wanted to improve her look.

I just want to tell you girls out there that you don’t need to have any work done to your bodies. You were born beautiful and you should always remember that! If a guy doesn’t accept you for how you look, then that’s his problem. Just dump him and find a real man! As some of you may know, I like girls who have had chest enhancements but when girls do things to their faces, it usually ends up making them look uglier. So stay true to yourself!

Now, about ME! I had a wonderful weekend with my new lady friend Gail. As I said before, she’s a cougar and my mother’s age and her friend. My mother still hasn’t found out about our relationship as of right now but I suspect someone will tell her eventually and when she asks me about it, I’ll just tell her that Gail and I are exploring our options with each other. If she disapproves then I’ll just have to break it off which is why I’m not telling my mother yet. I’m enjoying the benefits of being a boy toy! 🙂 Gail and I had dinner at a very fancy restaurant on Friday night. Afterwards we went to her place, had a bottle of wine and just talked. She let me know that her intentions were serious and I told her that we should just take our time. No hanky panky if that’s what you’re wondering. But I’ll keep you posted. lol

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Laura Croft Bikini Pictures

Friday, May 6th, 2011
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Hey Hey Hey! It’s the Lance Man back to THRILL you with the hottest pictures of celebs in bikinis! Yeah I know you missed me. 🙂 It’s a happy day and I’m so glad that my life is changing for the better. I’ll let you in on the juicy details below!

Right now, let’s welcome the very beautiful Laura Croft to Celebrity Bikini Gossip for the first time. No, it’s not the action hero although she’s fine too. This one is an American model. She was the Playmate of the Month for the July 2008 issue of Playboy magazine. I missed that issue so I think I’ll need to go over to Hef’s house to catch up.

Croft appeared as WWE Superstar Randy Orton’s “wife” in an angle on an episode of WWE Raw. She now co-stars in the E! series Holly’s World and is studying to be a personal physical fitness trainer. Nice. I hope to see much more of her, especially in hot bikinis.

Well, you guys, the Lance Man just hit the jackpot. I like cougars and that’s no secret. Although this particular cougar is my mother’s best friend. Her name is Gail and she’s my mother’s age. The woman is very wealthy which always intrigued me. Her husband died and left her millions. I guess she heard about my break up with Barbie and Bambi and she called me to console me. We met Sunday night for cocktails and the rest is Lance Man history. I won’t kiss and tell but let’s just say that she stopped by for lunch today at my job and bought me a new Rolex. Jackpot! I’ve needed a woman like this. Someone who understands me. The only problem is telling my mom. Thankfully my mother doesn’t read my articles but my friends and family members do. So….seems like the Lance Man is back in full drama effect!! We’re going out to this fancy restaurant for dinner tonight. I’m so excited. I’ll keep you all posted! PEACE!

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Rachel Bilson Bikini Pictures

Thursday, May 5th, 2011
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New to our Celebrity Bikini Gossip family is the beautiful Rachel Bilson. Who is Rachel Bilson? She is well-known for playing Summer Roberts on the prime time drama series The O.C. Bilson made her film debut in the 2006 film The Last Kiss and starred in the 2008 action/science fiction film Jumper. Rachel was born in Los Angeles. She’s made several appearances in commercials, including advertisements for Subway restaurants, Raisin Bran and Pepto-Bismol. She made her screen acting debut in early 2003, appearing in episodes of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. So she’s probably the face that you remember but can’t place. I wish her lots of luck in her career and with a body like that, I’m sure she won’t have any problems.

As usual, there comes that time where we have to part and it’s my least favorite time. I really enjoy sharing about celebrity bikini gossip with all of my babies!!!! Do me a favor and spoil yourself this week. Eat lots of cake or that fattening food that you enjoy so much because you deserve it!! Until next time, this is Jenny Bikini giving you lots of hugs and kisses xoxoxo! Toodles!! JB

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Ashley Tisdale Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, May 4th, 2011
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Ashley Tisdale is so cute! Look at her walking hand in hand with her beau. He’s cute too. When I think of Ashley, I don’t even imagine her with a beau but I guess she’s all grown up now. Doesn’t she look nice in her orange bikini? I love the dark hair look on her. It makes her look much more mysterious and maybe that’ll open up an opportunity to get a few more roles that portray her in a more mature manner. I really like her a lot. She’s really sweet and we always get such great responses when we post pictures of her. Keep up the awesome job Ashley!! I’m one of your biggest fans.

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Gwen Stefani Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, May 3rd, 2011
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Hello my awesome babies!!!!!!!! Oh I’ve missed you so much! It seems like forever since we’ve been together and I don’t want to waste a moment! Great news!!! I’m Celebrity Bikini Gossips Employee of the Month for May 2011. Isn’t that wonderful?? I’m so honored. It’s my first time and I think it’s because I’m the first one here in the morning and one of the last to leave at night. I’m very dedicated to my job because I love all of my babies!!!! I just want to thank my boss and the employees who voted for me. 🙂 Ok, new to Celebrity Bikini Gossip is my favorite pop singer Gwen Stefani. She’s totally flawless!! After two kids, she looks fabulous. I’d kill for her body. Her music is timeless and I love to listen to it on my way to work. She has the body of a 20 yr old and expect to see her for many years. Keep up the great work Gwen! We love you!

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Megan Fox Bikini Pictures

Monday, May 2nd, 2011
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Happy Monday! Yeah it’s the Lance Man back from a wonderful and relaxing weekend all alone. I can hardly believe it too. Since I broke up with Barbie and Bambi, it’s been kinda lonely and quiet around but that’s about to change. It’s sort of a secret and I’ll tell you all by the time we get together again!

So to start this week out on a high note, we’re posting another hot gallery of Hollywood starlet Megan Fox hanging out on the beach. I can tell you right now that the leg in the 2nd photo on the right is of her hubby but I cut him out because we don’t need to see him. He’s not in a bikini.

Megan’s last movie was Passion Play which was a direct-to-dvd movie. That’s not good Meggie. At only 24 yrs, your career should be sky rocketing all over the place. The movie before that Jonah Hex did ok at the box office so you should start thinking what you can do to spruce up your status. Sure you’re fine as heck but that means nothing if you can’t sell movies.

You’re still one of my favorite crushes Meggie and maybe it’s because she married and nobody really likes to lust after a married woman. Only time will tell. Although I must say she looks stunning in her bikini. Wow!

Ok, my bikini gremlins, it’s time for the Lance Man to temp pass the reigns over to the cheerful Jenny Bikini. She was just recently appointed Employee of the Month. Congrats Jenny! Would it be because you bring the boss donuts every other day? I’m just saying. It means she gets the primo parking spot which used to be MY parking spot until they started the Employee of the Month deal. Anyways….stay true to yourselves and I’ll see you soon!! PEACE!

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