Archive for August, 2014

Tori Spelling Bikini Pictures

Monday, August 11th, 2014
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Hello Hello Hello! It’s a beautiful week at the Monster Bikini Spot with my buddies Vinnie Lasagne, Pauly Meathead, Tony Fish and I! We finally are working out the living arrangements with regard to the girls! Oh boy we were scared for a moment. I’m a laid back kind of guy so the dudes all know to keep the noise low when I’m around. I have to tolerate some wild craziness from girls now and then and I don’t mind it much. I’m still looking for the cougar babe to love me. Speaking of…..

I wanted to start this week off with my favorite cougar American actress! Tori Spelling. Oh boy! I’ve had a crush on her ever since way back in the days she was on TV and even more now because she’s a grown woman ripe with kids and a hubby. Tori needs to get treated like a queen on a pedestal because she’s a very nice human being. She’ll do anything for her family and it shows. I wish her good luck with her reality TV show and I will continue to grace her in my dreams. Doesn’t her figure look amazing in that blue and white patterned bikini? She can wear a paper sack and still look stunning!

Brooke Burke-Charvet Bikini Pictures

Friday, August 8th, 2014
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Brooke Burke-Charvet knows how to make a splash! The 42-year-old former Dancing With the Stars hostess kicked up her heels – and the corners of her mouth – while strolling along Malibu beach in a pink bikini. The mother-of-four showed off her super-toned body in the two-toned pink bikini that featured ties at the hip and back. Eat your heart out Mr. Lance Butts! I get to showcase her photo. Happy Days!! He’s like her favorite crush in the world! (*sticks out my tongue at him*)

Alright, my most spectacular babies, it’s time to pass you back over to Mr. Lance Butts. I tell you that every morning he comes to work whistling probably because all sorts of women are running through that bachelor pad him and his friends share. It probably needs a good cleaning too. Hmm, maybe I should offer to clean it and put up propanda around the house for the girls to run far away and never return. LOL – Anyways! Have a great rest of Summer and remember that Jenny Bikini loves YOU!!! Toodles!! Smooches!!!

Casey Batchelor Bikini Pictures

Thursday, August 7th, 2014
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The former Celebrity Big Brother contestant sizzled in the Spanish sun as she showed off her curves by relaxing poolside. The celebrity narrowly avoided a wardrobe malfunction as her assets appeared to be attempting to escape at times while she sat with her legs in the clear blue water. Casey looked to be having a whale of a time as she chilled out under the beating hot Ibiza sun. She really knows how to rock that pink bikini with the bejeweled highlights. It looks like it was especially made just for her.

Alex Gerrard Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, August 6th, 2014
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Hanging out with hubbie, Steven Gerrard, is Alex Gerrard all dressed up in a white bikini. Steven Gerrad (not pictured) is on the dock but we’re not interested in seeing him right now. Alex, The fashion columnist opted for a white string bikini with jewelled detailing. The 31-year-old swept her blonde highlighted hair into a messy top-knot and added reflective sunglasses and bright stacked bracelets to complete her look. He’s a lucky guy, just like my hubby Gerald is a lucky guy too! Keep up the great work Alex!!

Nina Agdal Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, August 5th, 2014
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Looking bold and beautiful is model Nina Agdal. Her ex-boyfriend Adam Levine was tying the knot with Behati Prinsloo in Mexico on Saturday. But Sports Illustrated cover girl Nina Agdal didn’t seem to give it much thought as she showed off her bombshell bikini body in a very skimpy black and white animal print bikini Miami Beach that very same day. It didn’t hurt that the 22-year-old Danish looker had a handsome distraction, her model boyfriend, Reid Heidenry, to keep her from feeling any heartbreak. Awww, well I’m sure she won’t have any time finding some sort of cheerful way to make her feel better when your ex gets married. I’m available to hang out Nina!

Amy Willerton Bikini Pictures

Monday, August 4th, 2014
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Hello my most vivacious and delightful Celebrity Bikini Gossip babes!!! Always happy to share pictures of awesome celebrities in sexy bikinis is Mrs. Jenny Bikini. I hope you had a great week and will have an even more fun weekend. My life with hubby, Gerald, is always exciting. We can’t keep our hands off each other even after a yr of marriage (12/12/2013). But we do ok!

Let’s start off this week with hot pictures of Amy Willerton, 21, when she was last seen working up a sweat during an outdoor training session in Ibiza – and the fruits of Amy Willerton’s labour were undeniable during a beachfront outing on Wednesday. The Bristol based model sported a tropical print lilac bikini as she strolled close to the surf with male pal during her current sunshine break on the Balearic party island. She’s smart toting along a life jacket so I’m going to feature her twice this week. You’re welcome!

Tamara Ecclestone Bikini Pictures

Friday, August 1st, 2014
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She only gave birth three months ago.

But Tamara Ecclestone has wasted no time at all in shedding any additional pregnancy pounds she may have put on as she showed by looking stunning in a dark grey two-piece string bikini.

The 29-year-old star spent some quality family time in the sun with her husband Jay Rutland and three-month-old daughter Sophia at Monte Carlo Beach Club.

Totally amazing!!!

Ok, dudes and dudettes, it’s time to pass you over to Mrs. Jenny Bikini who is more concerned about my life than she is her own. That’s so interesting to me. Maybe she really wants to be single again? Oh well, you’re not the type of girl that any of my buddies like although Vinnie Lasagne did have a crush on you a while ago before he got to know your true kooky personality. Anyways, not sure what us buds are going to do but we’re looking for a new roomie and that will be fun. Will keep you informed as to our progress!! So remember to NEVER bring home any strays and until next time PEACE!!