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Marcia Brazil Bikini Pictures

Friday, July 9th, 2010
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Check out these smoking hot photos Marcia Brazil posing in a pink bikini from TeenyB’s Oasis Line. It’s true, Brazilian bikinis do look good on Brazilian bombshells. Marcia Brazil is a reality star from VH1’s Rock of Love 3 and Charm School 3. She was always the wild and sexy party girl that loved to have a good time. She was definitely one of my favorite characters from both those shows. I’m glad to see her still out and about and from the looks of it, modeling and showing off those fantastic curves. Can’t wait to see what she comes out with next. Hopefully it will feature her in another TeenyB Bikini. So Hot!

Hilary Duff Bikini Beach

Thursday, November 5th, 2009
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Why do celebrities always wear dark sunglasses in the ocean? I guess it lets you know that they don’t plan on actually swimming. Hilary Duff looks cool in her black bikini. She doesn’t exactly have an hour glass figure but that’s ok for now. She has a lot of time before she would actually need plastic surgery on any part of her body. We’ll leave that for the older female celebrities who need it. I raise my hand to Ms. Duff because she manages to keep her image clean. We don’t see her trashed out all over Hollywood Blvd. Keep up the great work Hill.

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Stacy Keibler Bikini Pictures

Sunday, October 11th, 2009
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It looks like Stacy Keibler has abs for days. That blue bikini she has on does wonders for her figure. While taking a moment out to relish the attention of one of her admirers, she pauses for a kodak moment. All I want to know is what does she do to keep in such great shape. Is it one of those secret celebrity diets because I have a friend, who has a friend, who has a friend. Anyways, she looks great.

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Fergie Bikini Pictures

Saturday, September 12th, 2009
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It looks like Mrs. Fergie needs to hop back up on the treadmill for a few hours. Just because she’s married to hottie Josh Duhamel doesn’t mean she can let herself go. You can see the ripples on her thighs from the front view and her kangaroo pouch from the side. Come on Fergie, you have to represent the women of the world. We know you slimmed down to film the movie “Nine” but what happened? No she’s not fat by any means but I’m used to a trimmer version of the female powerhouse. Nice chest though.

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Stephanie Pratt, and she is famous because of???

Sunday, August 9th, 2009
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Ya’ll I have been speaking of this for years.  The world has gone cr-a-zy!  Now we have people who are famous merely because their family members are ON a reality tv program.   It’s not even a good reality show like dancing with stars or idol.   I digress.  I know I should be talking about her choice in swimwear, but honestly I had to google this girl to find out who she is.  She is not even a real celebrity.   Just because your brother is on a reality show and you get popped for shopflifting and admit to the world you are a drug addict does not make you a celebrity – it makes you a trailer park hussy no matter how pretty you look in your yellow bikini.

Do you see the picture of the bottoms?   That is a classic camel toe of a girl who has spent some time in prison.  Girl, you have gone to the other side and must have dropped the soap a lot.   Come to momma, I will keep your secret quiet.

I was inspired to write some urban poetry – this is the kind of shit that started hip hop:

Stephanie Pratt,

Was on some Crack,

Lifted some shit in Hawaii,

Now she’s back.

Showing off her own Crack.

For the world to See.

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Gooey Gossip Girl Leighton Meester knows how to sport a Bikini

Friday, July 24th, 2009
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I  like Gossip Girl the show, and it’s not just cause of the name celebrity bikini gossip.   No, I like it to see how dingy rich spoiled girls live.   Based on this string bikini worn by Miss Meester, it looks like she is living pretty well.   I doubt she would get stopped by any Cambridge police officers – even if she ain’t no Harvard Professor.

I digress.   Look at these photos.   I think she must be trying to hide her love humps, AKA breastages.   Love the flat tummy, but the butt is a little wide.   She must be drinking too many of those Starbucks frappachinos.

Speaking of Gossip and Leighton, it is said she puts on one outrageous performance in her new video ” Good Girls gone Bad” .  Or maybe it should be naughty girls gone bad.

-Shaniqua Williams

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Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Pictures

Thursday, July 16th, 2009
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Victoria Silvstedt is caught hanging at the beach in a super cute black bikini. Did you know this former playmate volunteered and won a fake orgasm contest at a local bar when she was 16 and won a TV? She later went home and told her mom she won it at a game of Bingo! Sounds like something I would say… or DO! Maybe she is imitating the same thing here. She is actually just hanging out with a bunch of nobodys. You would think with a body like that she would surround herself with prettier people to look at. Then again maybe she planned it like that. Being the one and only hottie on the beach is never a bad thing, all the attention is on her!

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Lindsay Lohan, sexy redhead sporting sexy red bikini.

Monday, July 13th, 2009
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I have one questions about Linsay Lohan.  How can a skinny white girl with NO butt have such tig of bitties – if you know what I am saying.   Ms. Lohan is so anorexic that she has a crows toe.

You maybe wondering what a crow toe is.   Shaniqua will tell you.   It is the anorexic version of the camel toe.   Not laughing?  Next time you see a crow, check out its toes.  You will get it then.  Real curvy women like me own moose knuckles and know how to show them off in the proper thong bikini.  White boys, you may think you want Crows toes, but once you experience some moose knuckle loving you will not go back to that boney shit.   Trust me plush padding is way better then gristle.  Ya heard?

-Shaniqua Williams

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Ali Landry lady in red

Monday, July 13th, 2009
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Hottie Alie Landry previous “Dorito’s Girl” is caught in a red bikini. She’s looking good as a mom! A beautiful smile matched with a beautiful body. We’ve all seen her display her rockin’ body on those Dorito commercials, made popular in 1998 and 1999 Superbowl commercials, so it should be no shock to see it here on the beach. At 5’8 and measurments of 36C-24-34, she has been listed as one of People Magazine’s 50 Most Beautiful People (1998), FHM’s 100 sexiest women in the world (2000). As well as Playboy magazines babe of the month (2003). All these years later and she is still just as beautiful as we remember.

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Adriana Lima Bikini Beauty

Tuesday, June 16th, 2009
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Adriana Lima is uncapable of taking a bad picture. Her eyes are mesmorizing, her walk on the runway is hypnotizing. A beautiful body to match that beautiful face. She truly is a Victoria Secrets Angel. Adriana u were blessed with the gift of beauty and you rock it every time you show it!

Danica Patrick SI Shoot

Tuesday, June 9th, 2009
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Now I am a huge NASCAR fan, not really into open wheel very much, so I would have to say the best thing about that sport is by far the fact that Danica Patrick drives those cars and at speeds I can’t even contemplate. She is one of the hottest drivers in the sport right now and when she is not hot and sweaty behind the wheel she is just hot showing off her beautiful body for us. She looks so damn good in a bikini, I think she should drive every week in it, but I have feeling it would be too much of a distraction to the male drivers.

Photo Credit: SI

Hayden Panettiere Bikini Pics

Friday, June 5th, 2009
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Its not to often that we get to see the sexy Hayden Panettiere in a bikini, most of time she is bloody, torn up and healing at an alarming rate, so when ever there is a chance to see her beautiful body off the Heroes set we jump at it. She is at the Cannes Film Festival hanging out on some guy’s yacht and she is wearing a tiny green bikini that lets us see all the right parts of her gorgeous frame. Out of all the rising stars these days I would have to say she is my favorite and she is definitely the best looking. Thanks for the great shots Hayden, you made my day.

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Eva Longoria Bikini Shots

Thursday, June 4th, 2009
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Well shooting for Desperate Housewives is done for a few months so it looks like the beautiful Eva Longoria is hitting the beach to work on her tan. She is in a sexy little striped bikini and enjoying the time she has to be with her husband during their busy lives, they are getting ready to do a little boating today and I must say even for a woman in her mid 30’s she is keeping her figure in check. After watching her on TV every Sunday its good to see that her body looks just as good as they make it out to be on the show. I don’t know about Gabby and Carlos but Eva and Tony seem very happy doing some shopping together, he is one lucky guy.

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Cameron Diaz Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, May 27th, 2009
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Cameron Diaz was spotted playing around in the surf wearing a sexy green bikini. As she turns away from the camera we catch a quick glimpse of her ass crack as she clears out a wedgie. Cameron Diaz is still looking as hot as ever and has an amazing body. I hear she’s keeping super busy working on a lot of new projects.

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Bikini Girl Katrina Darrell

Thursday, May 21st, 2009
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So who didn’t catch the ending of American Idol last night and see Katrina Darrell, a.k.a. Bikini-Girl out on stage with her new enhancements. I’m a boob man myself so I think it’s a great improvement. I’ve always thought she had a banging hot body and now she’s looking even better. I must admit though I was a bit shocked to see Kara DioGuardi ripping her dress open and flashing her body in a bikini. She actually didn’t look too bad!

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