The Staff
Shaniqua Williams
Managing Editor
Jenny Bikini
Bikini-babe-at-large
Lance Butts
Celebrity Whore
Brian
Just Brian.
Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures
March 10th, 2014 by Lance Butts
Hey Hey Hey!! Yeah it’s the hottest and coolest Mr. Lance Man back from an awesome weekend with my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead. I love my buds! So yeah, we’re hanging out at this club in Orlando, Florida and I meet the most beautiful woman and she says her name is Misha. She’s part Asian/Italian/Greek so you know she’s hot right? Well turns out that Misha was a guy! I normally can figure out that sort of thing but not this time. Oh well, I eventually would have figured it out because she/he had the biggest adam’s apple I’d ever seen. Still a nice person and glad that she/he was up front and honest before I gave her/him my number. Oh well, better luck next time. Vinnie still doesn’t know. lol
Ok, let’s start this week off with hot pictures of reality TV star Audrina Patridge out and about beachside wearing a lovely pink bikini top and black bikini bottoms. In one photo her hair is wet and pulled back and in the other photo her hair is flowing freely so there must have been some time lapse in between the pictures. Hopefully she’s working on a new show because she’s one of the few that I actually thought had some talent outside of just sitting around and talking about doing her nails.
Sophia Vergara Bikini Pictures
March 7th, 2014 by Jenny Bikini
Sofia Vergara gave the Bondi babes a run for their money as she hit the famous Australian beach in Sydney on Friday morning. The stunning Colombian star certainly stood out on the sand as she flaunted her famous curves in a revealing Agent Provocateur swimsuit while she and her fellow Modern Family cast members filmed scenes for the show. The 41-year-old’s swimming costume featured several colourful cut out panels, making it a little tricky for the actress to avoid pesky tan lines. I love her sense of style and the way she matched the bathing suit and the long purple skirt…very fashionable. Plus her bright smile adds lovely character. Love her show.
Ok, my lovely babies, it’s time to hand you gently over to Mrs. Lance Butts who is always zooming around the globe with his motley crew of misfits who can’t seem to hold down jobs but manages to spend money travelling everywhere. I guess their parents don’t mind giving money to grown men who are able to work but would rather just gawk at girls. Anyways, I’m so glad my hubby, Gerald, is such a gentleman. Now remember to take good care of yourself and to love yourself because Jenny Bikini LOVES YOU!! So until next time Toodles!! Smooches!!!
Reese Witherspoon Bikini Pictures
March 6th, 2014 by Jenny Bikini
Witherspoon showcases her healthy figure in a bright swimsuit as she sunbathes on a balcony. She can be seen hitting the gym on a regular basis. But Reese Witherspoon takes a healthy approach to diet and exercise and maintains a slim but curvy figure. The actress, who has three children, showed off her petite body during a sunbathing session on Sunday. The actress picked a Seafolly two-piece covered in a tropical pattern that shows off all of her hard work.
Katie Holmes Bikini Pictures
March 5th, 2014 by Jenny Bikini
Katie Holmes slips her toned figure into bikini top and cut-offs as she sunbathes. The mother-of-one was seen lounging poolside in casual denim cut offs and a pink and green patterned, string bikini top, which allowed plenty of tanning. Katie appeared relaxed and fresh-faced behind her tinted shades, and wearing not a trace of make-up with her espresso-brown hair tied back in a no-fuss bun. She looks like she’s really enjoying the single life and if she likes then I love it. Go Katie!
Danniella Westbrook Bikini Pictures
March 4th, 2014 by Jenny Bikini
She has suffered a lot of heartbreak over the last few months as she faces losing her £2.5million home following the breakdown of her 12 year marriage to Kevin Jenkins. So its little surprise that Danniella Westbrook decided to treat herself to a sunshine break in Dubai at the beginning of the month as she gears up for her first Valentine’s alone in many years. The 40-year-old, who is currently seeking divorce, was spotted taking her mind off things, while wearing a very eye-catching bright yellow bikini fashioned with a rainbow necklace as she jogged on the beach.
Anne Vyalitsyna Bikini Pictures
March 3rd, 2014 by Jenny Bikini
Hello my most spectacular Celebrity Bikini Gossip babies!! It’s me, Mrs. Jenny Bikini, back in full form to share the hottest pictures of your favorite celebrities wearing sexy bikinis. I’ve missed you all so very much. Yes, I’m still happily married and hope to be for the rest of my life. My Valentine’s Day was awesome and I wish that it was every day, don’t you? My hubby, Gerald, is a great cook and he prepares our meals every day. I’m so lucky!!
Alright, let’s start this week off with hot pictures of supermodel Anne Vyalitsyna. Newly single supermodel Anne V stuns in a black bikini while splashing about in Miami. On Wednesday the Sports Illustrated model – who split from athlete Matt Harvey just weeks ago – showed off her perfectly toned body while walking on a beach in Miami, Florida just outside the Fontainebleau Hotel. The 27-year-old seemed completely confident in a tiny black bikini that had a fetching triangle top. Sorry for the split girl but you will find another man who will love you for you. In the meantime just hang out and enjoy the single life for now. I don’t miss the single life but if I were, I’d wear that black bikini you have on all of the time.
Reese Witherspoon Bikini Pictures
February 28th, 2014 by Lance Butts
She can be seen hitting the gym on a regular basis. Reese Witherspoon takes a healthy approach to diet and exercise and maintains a slim but curvy figure.
The actress, who has three children, showed off her petite body during a sunbathing session on Sunday. The 37-year-old was seen relaxing in a bright pink bandeau number, showing a hint of the bird tattoo on her hip. Reese made sure to adjust the two-piece so as not to reveal more than she intended to. The actress was joined by a female friend (not pictured because she’s not hotter than Reese) and the pair sipped glasses of water throughout the day to ensure they stayed hydrated.
Ok, dudes and dudettes, it’s been a fun week posting pictures of hot and sexy celebrities in bikinis and now it’s my favorite time of the week! The weekend! My buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead and I are hanging out close to home in Florida because it’s freezing cold and snow everywhere else in the country. I feel sorry for those people who are totally snowed in and have to shovel their walkway like every day or even a few times a day. I grew up in NYC so I know what the snow life is like and I can say that it’s a beautiful thing but I’m not really missing it anytime soon. Give me the beaches and bikinis 24/7. Alright, remember to never do anything that we would do because you are likely to get into trouble! Also remember to never bring home any strays because as you can see from my ex-stalker Josephine, they never want to leave. Ok, PEACE!!
Julia Pereira Bikini Pictures
February 27th, 2014 by Lance Butts
Smoking hot! Model Julia Pereira raises temperatures as she hits Miami Beach in a striped bikini. She is a little known Brazilian model. Julia Pereira certainly seems to be making sure that 2014 is going to be her year. The rising star showed why she deserves to become a household name as she paraded her fantastic figure around on the beach in Miami on Thursday. Julia certainly didn’t look like she had indulged over the holidays as she flashed her flat stomach while taking a dip in the sea. The brunette beauty wore a red and white striped halter-neck bikini with blue lace trim. She cooled off by splashing around in the surf before returning to her sun lounger on the sand to catch some rays and top up her tan.
Olga Kent Bikini Pictures
February 26th, 2014 by Lance Butts
Making a splash! Model Olga Kent sends the temperature soaring as she sizzles in another teeny bikini on the beach. With a body like hers, who wouldn’t want to show it off? Italian model and actress Olga Kent was back splashing in the sea at Miami Beach, Florida, on Friday as she continued to enjoy her holiday. She showcased her enviable curves and completely flat tummy in a red bikini top with matching striped bottoms tied at the sides with red ribbon.
LeAnn Rimes Bikini Pictures
February 25th, 2014 by Lance Butts
While most people would worry about chomping down on a carb-laden lunch while sporting a skimpy two-piece, that appeared to be far from LeAnn Rimes’ thoughts on Thursday. The singer was seen tucking into a large sandwich (not pictured although I saw it and it was huge) as she took a break from filming her new reality series, with husband Eddie Cibrian, in Hawaii. With her toned tum proudly on show, the Can’t Fight The Moonlight star looked relaxed as she sunbathed in her pattered number. LeAnn looked a little pained and strained as she strutted about Oahu, perhaps on account of that pesky sore foot she keeps complaining about. That must be why she has that sour expression on her face. Oh well, she always bounces back!
Joanna Krupa Bikini Pictures
February 24th, 2014 by Lance Butts
Hey Hey Hey it’s me the most delightful, delicious, decadent and darling Mr. Lance Man back from a crazy weekend with my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead. I love my buds! We always manage to find something super fun and exciting to do on our time off. Well it’s really my time off because none of them have jobs. I don’t know how they support themselves but I think parents have lots to do with it. Oh well, anyways…remember that girl Joseline that I met in Mexico? Well she’s dumpsville…the girl was a fanatic and a stalker. Well they eventually all turn into stalkers once they really get into me. I have that affect on women. She would call my phone all times of the day and night and sometimes wouldn’t say anything but just breath heavily. Now that’s freaky. So I told her it wasn’t going to work long distance. She cried and normally I don’t like to see women cry but at this point, I was just happy to get away alive. Tony wanted to date her but I talked him out of it. He’s too fragile. So, Mr. Lance Man is back on the prowl. Not that I ever really left it.
Ok dudes and dudettes love is in the air! Joanna Krupa reveals new heart tattoo on her back as she frolics in bikini with husband Romain Zago (not pictured because we don’t wanna see him). The reality star has paid tribute to the love of her life with a new tattoo inked on her back in the shape of a small red heart. It is unclear whether the tattoo is permanent or not. She looks hot in a pink bandeau bikini top and blue jean shorts just hanging out around the house. He’s a lucky dude and I’m so anxious to know how long it’s going to last.
Tiffani Thiessen Bikini Pictures
February 21st, 2014 by Jenny Bikini
Another newbie to CBG is super beautiful Tiffany Thiessen who is aging very gracefully. Fit at 40! Beverly Hills, 90210 alum Tiffani Thiessen rocks a red bathing suit while on vacation in Mexico. Beverly Hills, 90210 alums seem to just get better with age. And Tiffani Thiessen is no exception. The actress looked amazing on Thursday as she modelled a red bathing suit while on vacation in Mexico, coming off as a doppelganger for Carmen Electra in Baywatch. Flawless!!
Alright my darlings, it’s time to gently hand you over to Mr. Lance Butts and his crazy crew of misfits who follow him everywhere. I can’t get over how these guys are always together. Don’t they ever bathe or do anything apart? Anyways, I’m glad it’s not my problem..lol.. Ok, my sweets I will miss you and hope that you have a wonderful weekend. Please remember that Jenny Bikini LOVES YOU!! Smooches!! Toodles!!!
Olga Kent Bikini Pictures
February 20th, 2014 by Jenny Bikini
How cheeky! Model Olga Kent raises temperatures at the beach in a black and gold thong bikini. It was 82 degrees in Miami on Sunday. But model Olga Kent raised the temperature even higher when she stepped onto the sand in a barely-there bikini. The 25-year-old flaunted her flawless figure in a black and gold thong bikini as she strolled along the busy beach.
Maria Menounos Bikini Pictures
February 19th, 2014 by Jenny Bikini
Stunning in stripes! Maria Menounos shows off her amazing figure in monochrome-string bikini for day two of Mexican vacation. Just 24 hours earlier, she had been showing her curvy figure in a slinky black bikini on her Mexican holiday. And Maria Menounos was back in another stunning two piece for the second day of her vacation in Cabo San Lucas on Friday. The 35-year-old Extra host showed off her slim tummy and toned hourglass frame in a black-and-white striped bikini which displayed her pierced belly button. Love it!
Marg Helgenberger Bikini Pictures
February 18th, 2014 by Jenny Bikini
Gracing the pages of CBG for the first time is former CSI star Marg Helgenberger. She played the role of a savvy investigator on CSI since 2000, finally retiring the role this year. And Marg Helgenberger is taking the opportunity for a well-deserved break. The 55-year-old displayed her toned figure while enjoying a day at the beach with boyfriend Alan Finkelstein and her son Hugh Rosenberg in St Barts on Monday. Keep up the great body work Marg! Your figure is flawless.