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Jenny Bikini
Bikini-babe-at-large
Lance Butts
Celebrity Whore
Brian
Just Brian.
Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures
January 6th, 2014 by Jenny Bikini
Happy New Year from me, Mrs. Jenny Bikini! Mr. Lance Butts was the one that greeted you for the new year officially but I’m going to say it too because you’re all of my beautiful Celebrity Bikini Gossip babies!!! I hope that you had a safe and sound new year and you are now working on your resolutions. However, if you should not happen to accomplish them, don’t be hard on yourself. Statistics say that 99% of people don’t reach their new years resolutions. LOL I’m just going to concentrate on staying happy with my hubby, Gerald, and work hard at my job and love my friends and family members even more this year! They’re the ones that have been with me through all of these years!! Good luck to you anyways!!
Alright, I wanted to start off this week with an oldie but goodie who hasn’t been posted in a while but she’s never very far away. Reality TV star (The Hills) Audrina Patridge, landed the gig of her life after signing up to become the host of NBC’s American Emmy-winning travel series, 1st Look. The former Hills star spent the day shooting segments for the show, in between splashing around in the water and showing off her toned tum and ample cleavage in a snake skin bikini top and black bikini bottoms. The pretty star has taken over from former Bachelorette star, Ali Fedotowsky and her first show will air on January 4. So check it out!
Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Pictures
January 3rd, 2014 by Lance Butts
One of the hottest cougars around happens to be model Victoria Silvstedt who seems to stay flawless as the years pass by. We’ve been showcasing pictures of Victoria for years now and she hasn’t aged a moment. Hmmm…what’s her secret? She may be one year away from turning 40, but Victoria Silvstedt hardly looked middle-aged when she hit the beach in Miami. The 39-year-old Swedish model – who has featured on over 500 magazine covers – wore a peach-coloured bikini while soaking up the sun during her Christmas vacation. Thanks to the vibrant neon of the two-piece swimsuit, Victoria’s tan has never looked more bronze.
Ok, dudes and dudettes, it’s time to pass you over to the super spunky Mrs. Jenny Bikini who is very sad whenever she’s not conversing or posting so I know she’s very anxious to get her skinny hands on the keyboard. Again, Happy New Year and I hope that you accomplish everything that you’re putting your mind to. If not, that’s ok, there is always next year, right? Ok, not sure what me and my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead are going to do this weekend but believe me, it’s going to be very memorable. I’ll fill you in on all the details next time!! OK, PEACE!
Cheryl Burke Bikini Pictures
January 2nd, 2014 by Lance Butts
DWTS’ Cheryl Burke shows off her flawless dancer’s body in grey two-piece as she soaks up the sun in Hawaii. She didn’t go home with the trophy in this year’s series of Dancing With the Stars. But if awards were given for beach bodies, Cheryl Burke would definitely be getting a prize. The 29-year-old dancer showed off her incredible figure in a stunning grey bikini as she enjoyed sunny rays on a beach. Hoping you win it this year Cheryl!
Brooklyn Decker Bikini Pictures
January 1st, 2014 by Lance Butts
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Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews
Happy New Year!!!! I hope you don’t have too bad of a hangover because I do! I’m just waking up because I’m working today and wouldn’t dare miss an opportunity to showcase these pictures of the very beautiful model Brooklyn Decker who is showing off delicious curves in a zig-zagged colorful one-piece swimsuit with the back out. While she has countless magazine covers to her name, Brooklyn perhaps remains best known for her work for the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issues, most notably the 2010 cover. She has also made forays into the acting world, appearing in What To Expect When You Are Expecting. Unfortunately guys, Brooklyn is married to now retired tennis player Andy Roddick. Plus she’s too young for me to insert into my current cougar fantasies. So giving her a decade or two to catch up!
Stephanie Seymour Bikini Pictures
December 31st, 2013 by Lance Butts
I love cougars and from the looks of it, Stephanie Seymour, age 45, has become one of my newest crushes also. Her emergence from the sea was something reminiscent of Botticelli’s The Birth Of Venus. Stephanie Seymour most certainly proved that she is still the envy of women across the world as she flaunted her impeccable physique whilst holidaying in St Barts. The American model was spotted frolicking in the strong waves in a floral red and white two-piece bikini alongside her friends and family on Christmas Day. Awesome.
Lady Victoria Hervey Bikini Pictures
December 30th, 2013 by Lance Butts
Oh yeah, hey hey hey!!! It’s me the one and only Mr. Lance Man back from a boss weekend with my buddies Tony Fish, Pauly Meathead and Vinnie Lasagne. Vinnie wants a job here at Celebrity Bikini Gossip but my boss turned him down because he’s too lazy. He doesn’t want to get up before noon and he has to eat a big plate of sausage and spaghetti before he does anything. My boss says he can’t afford that. Oh well Vinnie looks like you’ll have to stay living at home. Don’t worry buddy, we’ll help you find something that’s suited for you!! Until then just hang out with me and the rest of the boys! We love you dude!
Alright, as some of you already know, I’m a freak for cougars and I happen to currently have a crush on Lady Victoria Hervey right now. Who is she? Well, she’s a 37 yr old English model, socialite, aristocrat, and former “It girl”. Her blood line is very royal but all I care about is that she’s rich and older than me. In these pictures, Lady Victoria Hervey wows Miami in her sexy itsy bitsy teeny weeny bikini while working on her autobiography. Her figure, at the age of 37, would be the envy of someone half her age, though having a killer tan to make it glow even more doesn’t hurt either.
Jessica Hart Bikini Pictures
December 27th, 2013 by Jenny Bikini
Looking so natural walking along the beach is supermodel Jessica Hart sporting a yellow bikini. You can look at her from any angle and see perfection. Yes, my boss is still telling me to say all of these things because he’s obsessed with her. Jessica Hart is the most beautiful woman in the world. From head to toe she radiates class and style and can put on a paper sack and still look wonderful. Women want to be her but they can’t because there is only one of her. Oh gosh, where does he get this stuff. I, personally, admire her and think she’s pretty but my boss think she’s heaven sent. Wow!
Alright, cutie pies, it’s time to hand you over to Mr. Lance Butts and his crazy friends. I think I’m starting to learn their names. I know one of them has the name like “Fish” and his head is kinda shaped like one too. lol. I’m going to miss you all so much but have a happy holidays and Happy New Year since the next time we meet will be in 2014. Thank you so much for spending time with me. I have truly cherished every moment and absolutely love my job, even if my boss coaches me to say things I don’t really mean..haha! Remember to take care of yourselves and never forget that JENNY BIKINI LOVES YOU!! TOODLES!! SMOOCHES!!! See you in 2014!
Jessica Hart and Emanuela De Paula Bikini Pictures
December 26th, 2013 by Jenny Bikini
Back to break more hearts are supermodels Jessica Hart and Emanuela De Paula on a beach bikini photo shoot. Jessica Hart tantalizes in a yellow bikini while Emanuela De Paula heats up in a blue bikini. My boss is breathing heavily over my shoulder while I make this post telling me to write all sorts of stuff but I’m just going to say that they both look beautiful and stunning in their bathing suits. I can actually see drool coming out of the side of his mouth!
Jessica Hart Bikini Pictures
December 25th, 2013 by Jenny Bikini
Merry Christmas everyone from Celebrity Bikini Gossip. We hope that Santa spoiled you rotten with great gifts but what’s really special is spending time with family members. Now that you’ve opened up all of the presents you can sit back and check out some hot celebs in bikinis while listening to Christmas carols. lol
Jessica Hart dazzles in a spicy blue zig-zaggy bikini top with pink trim and blue bikini bottom with pink trim. Her signature look is that gap in between her teeth and it drives my boss wild. I wonder why? She’s hanging out beachside during a photo shoot striking very serious and heart warming poses. She’s a natural beauty.
Jessica Hart and Emanuela De Paula Bikini Pictures
December 24th, 2013 by Jenny Bikini
Wow, my boss is already obsessed with supermodel Jessica Hart but this time she’s posing along with one of her friends, supermodel Emanuela De Paula which is driving him even more insane. Jessica Hart shows off slender curves in a pink bikini and Emanuela De Paula captivates in a pink floral bikini. The life of a supermodel looks so glamorous as they hang out on the beach gossiping and laughing away while making millions of dollars in their bank accounts. Must be nice.
Jessica Hart Bikini Pictures
December 23rd, 2013 by Jenny Bikini
Happy Holidays my most darling Celebrity Bikini Gossip babies!! It’s Mrs. Jenny Bikini, your favorite bikini celeb reporter back to entertain you sweeties with the hottest stars in sexy swimwear. I’ve missed you all so very much. Just to let you know that my wedding anniversary was December 12th and my hubby surprised me with a romantic dinner on top of a skyscraping lake tower lol…it was in the forest in a park in Florida and it was so romantic and he sang to me on his guitar which he knows I love. We at strawberries and cream and we even messed around up there. I was so nervous because I don’t like heights but I trust my hubby and he made me feel so safe and secure. This made me fall in love with him even more.
Ok, my boss is obsessed with supermodel Jessica Hart so this week every day will showcase a photo of her. Don’t ask me why. He drools over her photos daily so I guess he just had to put her up and he wanted me to let her know that Mr. Tinkles loves you Jessica. Yeah, that’s his name. lol Jessica Hart looks awesome in a purple bikini striking a defined pose with long blonde locks blowing in the wind. Her body is perfect. I wish I could be like her with movie star looks. He’s telling me to say all of these things.
Heidi Montag Bikini Pictures
December 20th, 2013 by Lance Butts
Back for another few minutes of fame is reality TV diva Heidi Montag. Figured I bring her back for another 15 minutes of fame because I feel so sorry for her spending up her 10 million dollars. Don’t you? Heidi does look svelte in a yellow floral bikini and it looks like she’s using what her momma gave her to earn back some of that money. Will it work? Only time will tell. You can be the judge.
Alright, dudes and dudettes, I’m so ready to head out again with my buddies Tony Fish, Pauly Meathead, Vinnie Lasagne and our new friend Tommy the Junk. Tommy is hilarious. He cracks jokes all of the time and keeps us entertained so he’s going to hang out with us for a while. At least until his wife starts acting funny about it. Alright, it’s the holidays so be good to yourself and the ones that you love. I’m not spending any money on anyone except myself but I’m accepting presents so feel free to drop something off for me at the office anytime. Next up is Mrs. Jenny Bikini who is so festive around the office, it’s sickening. So until next time!! Happy Holidays!!! Also, remember, don’t bring home any strays!! PEACE!!!!
Catherine Guidici Bikini Pictures
December 19th, 2013 by Lance Butts
Soon to be Mrs. Sean Lowe is super cute Catherine Guidici showing off her hot bikini body in a yellow bikini at the beach. Looks like constant workouts in preparation for her January 26 wedding to Bachelor star Sean Lowe have paid off. On Saturday Catherine Giudici looked sizzling in a neon yellow bikini as she sunbathed with friends in Miami. The day out was part of a weekend long bachelorette celebration with over a dozen girlfriends. On Sunday the 27-year-old tweeted, ‘Life is fun. I am lucky to have the coolest chicks to call my friends!’ Where was my invitation? Guys can go to girl’s bachelorette parties these days…I would have stripped.
Dani Mathers Bikini Pictures
December 18th, 2013 by Lance Butts
She started off 2013 with a bang after being named Playboy’s Miss January. It seems scooping the award has done wonders for glamour model Dani Mathers, as she was spotted taking part in an advertising shoot in Los Angeles on Sunday. The 24-year-old wore just a bikini as she sauntered around Venice beach for the photography session. The blonde beauty looked stunning as she pranced around in the surf with a bottle of the 138 water in her hand. With her bronzed skin and long locks hanging loose around her shoulders and she looked every inch a California girl. Wearing a bright multi-coloured string bikini the blonde showed off the figure that earned her the title of Playboy’s Miss January.
Heidi Montag Bikini Pictures
December 17th, 2013 by Lance Butts
Back on the scene because she claims she’s broke and has spent all of her 10 million dollars is reality TV star Heidi Montag. I saw the spot where she was with her hubby talking about how they would buy $4k bottles of champagne and only get one sip from sharing it with their friends. I wish I were their friends. Well, she’s looking proportioned and normal in a blue bikini. I’m glad she stopped with all that plastic surgery before it became out of hand. But, I think if she came into another 10 million, it would start up all over again. That’s just my opinion and normally I’m right.