The Staff
Shaniqua Williams
Managing Editor
Jenny Bikini
Bikini-babe-at-large
Lance Butts
Celebrity Whore
Brian
Just Brian.
Danielle Armstrong Bikini Pictures
July 14th, 2014 by Lance Butts
Hey Hey Hey, oh yeah, the party is on now!! It’s your favorite steamy celebrity bikini reporter, Mr. Lance Butts back from a “mind blowing” weekend with my buddies Tony Fish, Vinnie Lasagne and Pauly Meathead and we might have a new roomie who just came down from NYC who wants to move in the new Monster Bikini spot with us (that’s what we’ve named the new house). His name is Professor Scabs. His nickname from the neighborhood was Scabs because he kept getting into fights and recently he just graduated college with a degree so we’re calling him Professor Scabs. We’re taking it on a trial basis with him at the house. Ok, let’s get started with some hot bikini sightings and at the end of the week I will fill you on what kind of romps we were involved in and believe me, it’s hot.
Lets start out with some pictures of super hottie TOWIE (The Only Way is Essex) – Danielle Armstrong. Oh boy, my buddies and I are really going crazy over her. Isn’t she hot? Danielle Armstrong makes a bold impression wearing a monochrome black and white bikini. Looks like she’s a cell phone hoarder and that’s ok with me because it’ll keep her distracted while I distract myself with her hot curves. Although I like cougars, I could make an exception for this stunning blonde beauty.
Tamara Ecclestone Bikini Pictures
July 11th, 2014 by Jenny Bikini
Wow, the first thing I must say about Tamara Ecclestone is how impressed I am at how her post baby body has flexed right back so fast. She just had a baby 3 months ago and you can’t tell. Whatever she’s doing, please package that so it’s ready in time for when my hubby, Gerald, and I have our child. I’m not pregnant yet so I have lots of time but I really hope my body will bounce back like hers did. The 29-year-old socialite and TV presenter looks stunning three months after daughter Sophia’s birth in a green bikini. 3 Months? It’s amazing!
Ok, my lovies, it’s time to gently hand you over to Mr. Lance Butts and his bunch of roomies. They’re all living together and from the whispers in the office, things are kind of wild over there with parties and women and the typical bachelor pad sort of things going on. I just hope they have lots of disinfectant. lol Just kidding! Alright, please take good care of yourselves and remember that JENNY BIKINI LOVES YOU!! Toodles! Smooches!!
Meryl Davis Bikini Pictures
July 10th, 2014 by Jenny Bikini
Let’s welcome first timer to Celebrity Bikini Gossip – Meryl Davis. She just won season 18 of Dancing With The Stars, and Meryl Davis is making sure to log in some rest and relaxation. The 27-year-old former Olympian was spotted on Wednesday wearing a tiny strapless green bandeau bikini in Hawaii. Splashing about in the sea, Meryl’s lean and toned physique was on full display in the daring barely-there swimsuit.
Kelly Bensimon Bikini Pictures
July 9th, 2014 by Jenny Bikini
Oh wow, I’m so excited because Kelly Bensimon is Mr. Lance Butts most favorite cougar crush and I get to post pictures of her looking fabulous in a two piece white bikini on the beach in Miami with her family. I can just see the steam rising from his head now…ha!! She always looks her best and today was no exception. As she is known for sticking to a strenuous exercise routine, it comes as no surprise Kelly Bensimon is proud to show off the fruits of her labour. The 46-year-old was seen enjoying herself immensely. The former star of The Real Housewives of New York City displayed her toned body on the outing with daughter Sea Louise – who was born in 1998 – as the two even went for a ride on a jet ski. That’s so nice spending family time together. See Mr. Butts, she has a family and doesn’t need a bachelor like you sniffing around her. Wait another 10 yrs and you can maybe have a chance with her daughter but if she’s smart, she will pass! lol
Jamie King Bikini Pictures
July 8th, 2014 by Jenny Bikini
Jaime King, 35, displays slender frame in pink and white spiced one-piece during a family getaway to Hawaii. She wore her blonde hair in a tight bun and shielded her eyes with blue and green sunglasses. Jaime caused a stir recently when she shared a snapshot of herself on Instagram breastfeeding James, her son. The star captioned the image: ‘James Knight is now 8 months old! These are the moments a mother lives for. ‘Breastfeeding should not be taboo – and bottle feeding should not be judged – it’s ALL fun for the whole family.’ Jaime explained to People why she posted such an intimate moment: ‘I feel like now that I’m a mother, I realize that there’s a huge schism out there.’ Oh good for you Jamie!
Bianca Gascoigne Bikini Pictures
July 7th, 2014 by Jenny Bikini
Hello my most divine Celebrity Bikini Gossip lovies!! I hope that you had a nice 4th of July holiday weekend. Isn’t it extra nice when the holiday falls on a weekend so you can have even more days off from work? Cool! My hubby, Gerald, and I just snuggled up after BBQ and kissed all day. Marriage life is so rewarding. But the weekend went by too fast! Ok!! Let’s get started with some cool pictures of your favorite and new celebs in sexy bikinis.
She’s not known for her shyness when it comes to her voluptuous curves and in her typical fashion, Bianca Gascoigne wore a tiny bikini as she put on a very amorous display with her boxer boyfriend, Brett Marshall. The 27-year-old star was seen frolicking on the beach with him while she stuns onlookers in a black two piece bikini. I wasn’t even half way with posting this before a few of the guys in the office gathered around my desk asking all sorts of questions about Bianca and you can’t blame them. Her long curly blonde mane, bright white smile and flawless tan is quite alluring. Hopefully we will see much more of this head turning beauty in the future.
Robyn Althasen Bikini Pictures
July 4th, 2014 by Lance Butts
Happy July 4th!!
First timer to Celebrity Bikini Gossip is TOWIE (The Only Way Is Essex) – Robyn Althasen. She is yet to star in a single episode of the series but Robyn Althasen already appeared to have made her mark on Marbella.
Posing for pictures in a one-piece bandeau grey swimsuit that’s accessorized with dark sunglasses, she already looks like a budding star. She’s best friends with Imogene Leaver and the rest of the TOWIE ladies so get ready to enjoy tons of bikini fun from these hotties who love to hang out by the beach in skimpy bikinis. It’s perfect!
Ok, dudes and dudettes, it’s time for me and my buddies to jet set out and about town so we can start inviting ladies over to our place for a big party that we’re going to have this weekend. I’m in charge of the food but since it’s going to have a bikini theme, I most likely will just have carrots and celery sticks because I know how ladies like to look their best. I will let you all know how it turned out. Until next time, remember NO STRAYS and PEACE!!
Paulina Slagter Bikini Pictures
July 3rd, 2014 by Lance Butts
When you have a famous celebrity boyfriend like Ryan Phillippe (starred in movie Cruel Intentions), sooner or later you’re going to get noticed.
That’s the case with 22 yr old Paulina Slagter.
Toned and tanned: Paulina showcased her incredible bikini body in a black two-piece, while sheltering her face from the sun with a wide-brimmed straw hat.
We’re keeping out eyes and ears open to see where this romance goes but it’s rumored that they are a tight item. “Hi 5 Ryan!”
Joanna Krupa Bikini Pictures
July 2nd, 2014 by Lance Butts
Joanna Krupa’s TV show, The Real Housewives Of Miami, allegedly has been cancelled.
However, Joanna Krupa isn’t letting the news get her down.
The reality star showed off her toned physique in a skimpy blue, pink and green bikini as she enjoyed a dip oceanside in Miami.
With a body like that, I don’t think she’ll have any problem getting another show or gig. Do you? Hubba Hubba!
Jessica Wright and Danielle Armstrong Bikini Pictures
July 1st, 2014 by Lance Butts
They say that beautiful friends hang together and it must be true because TOWIE’s (The Only Way is Essex) stars – Jessica Wright and Danielle Armstrong are strolling along the avenue in sexy bikinis and looking super duper hot!
Raven haired Jessica Wright stuns us in a black monokini that she accessorizes with an oversized bronzed handbag, animal print jacket shawl drape, and wedge heels.
Bleach blonded Danielle Armstrong went for a bolder look in a two-piece neon rainbow bandeau bikini top and neon pink bikini bottoms, paired with a blue jacket, a cream bag and off-white heels.
Both of these ladies look amazing and also expect to see more of them in the weeks to come. How exciting!
Imogene Leaver Bikini Pictures
June 30th, 2014 by Lance Butts
Hey Hey Hey!! Oh yeah, it’s the most wonderful, fantastical, fabulous, daring, dynamite and darling Mr. Lance Man hanging out with my “motley crew” of buds, Vinnie Lasagne, Tony Fish and Pauly Meathead in our brand new house! We’re living it up like four bachelors and loving every moment. So we’re finished with the decorating. We just let Vinnie’s sister Agnes handle it since she’s an interior designer and now we’re ready to invite babes over to party. Our motto is “Bros before H!’s” and we plan on sticking to it so if you wanna hang out with us, get ready to partay!
Alright, let’s start out with some newbies this week. Prancing onto the Celebrity Bikini Gossip scene is TOWIE’s (The Only Way Is Essex) – Imogene Leaver. You’re going to see lots of her in the weeks to come. She loves the beach and wearing bikinis. Imogene Leaver dazzles in a divine two-piece black bandeau bikini top and spicy red and white bikini bottom while splashing oceanside. Loving her short cut and looking forward to more of this beautiful raven haired beauty flaunting svelte slender curves.
Kelly Bensimon Bikini Pictures
June 27th, 2014 by Jenny Bikini
One of the most impressive abs that I’ve ever seen is the flat tummy on Kelly Bensimon. Her stomach must have a hidden 12-pack. She always looks very svelte. Kelly says ‘I eat well and exercise daily!’. She says there’s ‘no secret’ to looking this good at age 45 as she showcases her bikini body in Florida. Uh oh bingo! 45 yrs of age gets her so much attention around here. I think she looks wonderful and it just goes to show that if you take care of your body, it will take care of you. Kelly Bensimon wears a red bikini like it’s her skin. I think she should do a workout tape and write a book. I will be one of the first in line to get them. Great going always Kelly!
It’s been so wonderful spending time with you this week my Celebrity Bikini Gossip hunnies. I hope that you’ve enjoyed this week’s celebrity bikini showcases because I have had so much pleasure hanging out with you all and am going to miss you terribly. Things around the office are kind of quite since the motley crew of Mr. Lance Butts and his friends have all moved in together. I guess they’re too tired from staying up all night long and by the time he gets into the office, he’s tuckered out. Yippee!! Ok, my lovelies, always remember to love yourself because JENNY BIKINI LOVES YOU!! Toodles!! Smooches!!
Joanna Krupa Bikini Pictures
June 26th, 2014 by Jenny Bikini
Always looking her best is reality TV star Joanna Krupa looking extra special. She may be a famous reality star but Joanne Krupa is also a stunning model. Recent, the Real Housewives Of Miami star showed the secret to her success during a tropical photo shoot. The 35-year-old star wore a pretty patterned bikini with yellow lace detail. No wonder the guys in the office are hovering over my shoulder. All you have to do around her is mention over 30+ and these guys go crazy for what they call “cougars”. Joanna isn’t quite a cougar because I think it’s closer to 40+ but it doesn’t stop them from drooling on the spot over her.
Jasmine Walia Bikini Pictures
June 25th, 2014 by Jenny Bikini
TOWIE’s (The Only Way Is Essex) TV show’s Jasmine Walia is bursting on the scene and her first time here at Celebrity Bikini Gossip wearing a very alert salmon pink two-piece as she rocked out by the pool. Her eye catching swimwear is very pretty and it matches perfectly with her stunning tan. She accessorized her bikini with a gold necklace, gold watch, gold bracelet and wedge high heels while walking around and frolicking with the other cast members at the event that was going on. The guys in the office are going gaga over her and I can see why. I’m sure you’ll see much more of this naturally stunning beauty in the future.
Danielle Armstrong Bikini Pictures
June 24th, 2014 by Jenny Bikini
Let’s welcome first time to Celebrity Bikini Gossip, Danielle Amstrong. TOWIE’s Danielle Armstrong lets it all hang out in a white bikini on cruise holiday in Marbella. The blonde beauty sported a very daring two-piece as she sunned herself on the deck of a private yacht. Accessorizing with a pair of aviator sunglasses, a silver watch and some minimal pink nail-varnish, the reality TV star was clearly body confident as she enjoyed the scorching temperatures. Her Grecian-inspired bikini look was certainly flattering as it featured gold detailing on both pieces. Meanwhile, her hair was worn in a cascade of ringlets, proving that she was keen to make en effort for her Spanish jaunt.