Archive for September, 2010

Jwoww Bikini Pictures

Thursday, September 9th, 2010
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Hey everybody check out reality tv star Jwoww hanging out in her sexy bikini/lingerie. She’s one of the stars of the MTV reality show Jersey Shore.

One thing about Jwoww is she likes her bikinis to look like lingerie. I guess so she can kill two birds with one stone. It’s no secret that she’s had chest enhancements done. Not the best job I’ve seen but not the worst either.

I watch the show every week and last week’s show was awesome when she got into a fight with Sam, another girl on the show. Jwoww is a fighter. She doesn’t pick the fights but she will initiate it if she feels you are insulting her or any one of her friends. She’s a tough girl.

Her belly button jewelry consists of a cross. It just looks like it would be a little painful if it were to snag on anything. She’s still hot.

Alright Celebrity Bikini Gossip lovers, it’s time for the Lance Man to dip out of here for a few. I’ll miss our time, I always do. Up next is the “on time” Jenny Bikini. lol…PEACE!!!

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Britney Spears Bikini Pictures

Wednesday, September 8th, 2010
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Hey, it’s the Lance Man back again with some more pics of super pop star Britney Spears. In these photos she’s walking around in a sexy pink bikini top, cut off blue jean shorts and a hot purple purse. Oh and those hot sunglasses of course. I bet she has about 1,000 pair of the most expensive sunglasses you’d ever want to see.

I wish I could get a close up shot of her necklace. It looks really nice and i wonder if it’s costume, antique or just plain expensive. There also goes her cute belly button jewelry. All the girls are sporting that and I’m so happy for it.

Brits skin either looks wet or oiled up, I can’t really tell. Her hair looks wet too but maybe she’s just having an oil day. I could talk about her all day long. Yes, I’m a fan. Not a fanatic but one of her admirers.

One thing that’s sad is she might have another 5 years because Britney’s premise and stardom is that she’s a teen pop star and we still see her as that. When she becomes 35-40 yrs old, she’ll have to transition and re-invent herself and I wonder if she can do that. Madonna did but we never saw her as a teen star, she was always just a star. These next 5-10 yrs will be very interesting to see how Brit’s career continues, if it does. Who knows who will come out in that time and that person just may blow her out of the water. Stay tuned!

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Britney Spears Bikini Pictures

Tuesday, September 7th, 2010
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I’m so toxic!!! Yup, it’s the Lance Man back from another wonderful weekend in Miami. It’s the place to be. Although next week I’m hanging with my producer friend, Gino, in Los Angeles. He’s taking me to the hottest clubs and I can’t wait!

So let’s get down to business and gossip about hot celebrities in sexy bikinis. I’m back with pictures of our favorite pop star Britney Spears. I love this girl. In these pictures, Britney is rocking a super hot blue string bikini that’s fitting her perfectly, of course. I like her cute belly button jewelry, it’s so adorable.

Looks like Brit has a cool refreshing drink in her hand and is sporting some really dapper sunglasses to shield her beautiful eyes from the flashing paparazzi lights.

I’m a fan of Brits because she’s a survivor. The press has torn her up and spit her out and she’s still here, she’s a survivor. Not too many singers are still around 1 year later let alone 10 years later and counting. You have to give her some credit.

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Geri Halliwell Bikini Pictures

Monday, September 6th, 2010
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Tell me what you want, what you really really want!! Hey it’s our favorite spice girl Geri Halliwell (aka: Ginger Spice) hanging out on the beach getting some sun. All I can say is that her body looks awesome. She’s lost all of that baby fat she used to complain about and is a lean mean dancing machine. She’s looking great from head to toe. Geri is really rocking that orange bikini very well. She even has a cute white accessory bag that she’s carrying around with her. Keep up the great work Geri. Girl Power forever!!!

Ok everyone, it’s time for me to jet out for a few. Stay good and healthy and up next is the “proficient” Lance Butts. I can play nice too. For now. Toodles!!!

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Olivia Wilde Bikini Pictures

Friday, September 3rd, 2010
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Every week I have to sit down and watch my favorite tv show House and one of the reasons is because of Olivia Wilde. I love her character on the show. If you don’t know much about her, she is an Irish-American actress and model. She began acting in the early 2000s, and has since appeared in a number of film and television parts, including roles in the series The O.C. and The Black Donnellys. She currently she portrays Dr. Remy “Thirteen” Hadley in the tv drama House. She’s a great actress and I didn’t know that she would look so hot in a bikini. Go Olivia. I hope she has a long and prosperous career and I would love to see her on the big screen. What I wouldn’t give to have that body.

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Lisa Rinna Bikini Pictures

Thursday, September 2nd, 2010
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Hello!! It’s your favorite Celebrity Bikini Gossip reporter Jenny Bikini here to get down and dirty with the hottest gossip in town. I’m so happy to be back and let’s get started! Here’s one of my favorite actresses Lisa Rinna looking super hot in a pink bikini. Everyone gives Lisa a hard time about all of the plastic surgery and botox she’s had. You can kind of see it’s very apparent in her lips. She sort of has the Joker look going on but hey that’s ok. If she wants to make herself look more appealing then that’s her business. Her abs look rock hard and I don’t see any cellulite on her thighs at all and that’s very rare for someone her age (47). Lisa has acknowledged having plastic surgery and using botox and juvéderm; although she remains fond of botox, she has said that using juvéderm was a mistake. I don’t think she should get anymore botox on her face, it’s just distorting it at this point right now. You’re beautiful Lisa so just simple maintenance should be all you should have to do. Don’t let it get out of hand.

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Rachel Uchitel Bikini Picture

Wednesday, September 1st, 2010
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Well if it isn’t the queen of celebrity mistresses, Rachel Uchitel hanging out in a sexy bikini. It’s funny these days how people become celebs by reason of association. No one knew her until the Tiger Woods incident and now she’s like a household name and proclaimed Mistress #1.

She’s been offered tv shows, exclusive interviews and the like for committing one of the biggest no-no’s known to man, adultery. What’s this world coming to? We are so interested in knowing about this home wrecker’s life? She’s not by herself, of course it takes two but it’s just so weird how all of sudden we are very interested in the life of someone who has helped to bring pain and misery to an entire family.

Centuries ago women like that were shunned by the community. No one would even talk to her or want her around but not now, now we put them up on tv, chase them around for photographs and blog and talk about them all day long. It just strikes me funny.

Ok, anyways, it’s my time out and I want everyone to have a great week. Up next is the thorough Jenny Bikini. See how nice I can play. Peace!!

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